Blair after success of nationalists in Scotland to rebuild Hadrians Wall

Prime Minister, Tony Blair has announced that, in the wake of dramatic success for the Scottish National party in local elections, Scotland will become physically as well as politically independent from England. This will be achieved by "every British citizen picking up a brick and putting it on Hadrian's Wall" said the Labour leader. "We should have the whole thing closed off by Monday morning".Written by James Wallin note - The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.